Lonk and Petch had a baby today.
Her name is Zoldo.
i think this post was a mistake
i didnt mean for this to get notes
Getting real sick of Tumblr’s “well, you don’t go through as much as other people do, so it’s okay to be completely malicious to you” attitude.
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
being drunk or having ur perception altered in any way is pretty scary considering we r on a rock in a sea of darkness revolving around a ball of fire and when we close our eyes because we need to power up for 8 hours we enter a soup of experience that doesnt actually happen and no one knows how or why just being honest follow for more pale existential dread
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]