Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown.
a band so indie they don’t even record together. you have to buy 5 separate albums and listen to them at the same time